Tuesday, 31 October 2017

Dementia 13 [film]


Well, there's an hour and a bit of my life I'll never get back. This 1963 low-budget horror was directed by Francis Ford Coppola (listed as Francis Coppola) and produced by Roger Corman, so I'd hoped it would be a little forgotten gem. Nope! I found this proto-slasher really quite dull.

It's supposed to be set in Ireland, but only one character has an Irish accent, and that didn't sound very convincing to me, though I'm not Irish so there's always a chance it's a regional one I'm not familiar with. The American wife – widow, actually, but she's not letting on that he's dead – of one of the members of a very odd family goes to stay with his mother and brothers at their castle in the hopes of wangling his way into his mother's will, and finds them all going through a strange ceremony to remember the long-dead daughter. Slasher shenanigans ensue, though they are very, very tame.

Perhaps I've watched too many modern horror films. This simply couldn't match up on the gore front. And stripped of that, the shallow characters and plot, and the lack of tension, is really marked. The film tries very, very hard to make you suspect the obvious killer isn't the axeman, but it stands out a mile who's responsible. It's not very frightening at all, really. Perhaps someone, somewhere feels the same way, as Dementia 13 has been remade and the new version was out at the start of this month.
On the plus side, I noticed that in the first scene one of the characters is wearing an aran cardi very similar to the one I've owned since I was 16, so at leat I picked up some styling tips...

5 comments :

  1. That's too bad it was boring. Sometimes you feel like at least good camera work or lighting can make it worth watching a dull movie, but I guess that wasn't the case here.

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  2. Well, drat.
    I would have picked that one up too just to see what Gorman & Coppola were doing in 1963.
    I was recovering from surgery at home for a bit & there was this marvelous video shop that had obscure oldies. I had a great time watching some classic gems and some real honkers!

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  3. At least there were some decent clothes to admire even if the plot was a bit ropey! xxx

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  4. I guess I'd been tempted to watch it as well, being "vintage" Coppola. Too bad it wasn't living up to your expectations. xxx

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  5. What a shame. You would have through it would have been a better film by looking at its pedigree. Never mind, you could always watch "Stranger Things". I binge watched Series 2 and now I have nothing to watch until they bring back the Great British Sewing Bee (unlikely) or make Series 3. :) Xx

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